Showing posts with label jokes on celebrities. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes on celebrities. Show all posts

Tuesday 4 December 2012

JOKE BANK


Sunday 29 July 2012

JOKE BANK


Monday 19 December 2011

Joke Bank


A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen." A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him.

A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Hillary Clinton appeared on the television. "She's a horse's ass too," the man. This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool. "Damn it!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Clinton country!"

"Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"